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...Nobody around you uses a turn signal. Ever. |
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...You get to work on Friday twice as fast as any other day of the week. |
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...The motorcycles have more working tail lights than the cars. |
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...A normal trip to the store involves more than three "U-turns." |
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...No matter where you intended to go, you somehow wind up lost in Raleigh. |
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...You pass more than 10 abandoned vehicles on your ride to work. |
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...The road alternates between two and six lanes... at every other exit. |
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...Any form of condensation immediately doubles your morning commute. This includes dew and unusually juicy sneezes. |
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...About 20 minutes into the middle of a traffic jam, electronic road signs will begin to warn you about the possibility of slow traffic ahead. |
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...Your truck with off-road suspension still bottoms out on speedbumps. |
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...The road you're on has three different names, and the sign on the side of the road doesn't say any of them. |
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...The only policeman you see on your hour long commute shows up for the five minutes traffic is moving above the speed limit. |
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...You see a sign saying "End of Construction" then 20 feet later you see a sign saying "Construction Starts 500ft." [Jesse] |
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...The same stretch of road has more than one speed limit. |
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| Copyright © 2006 Matt LaPlante. All rights reserved. |
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